Take Fake Drugs:Make Fake Love

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anogoodrabblerouser asked:
The ones ending in 7!

7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
Umm, probably just being in the vicinity of guys. Like at some points my brain is just like, “Hey that guy has a penis, let’s bang. Wait, this other guy has a penis, let’s bang that one. Wahhh all the penises.” Not really weird but it’s confusing.

17: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
Giving or receiving? I’ll do a like and a dislike for each.
Giving: I like the sounds from the other person. Little whimpers and “oh yeses.” I dislike that I feel like I don’t know what I’m doing.
Recieving: I like that at those moments I don’t have to worry about what’s going on really; I can get totally lost in it. I dislike wondering what it’s like for the other person.

27: Worst possible time to get horny:
At work, because there is literally nothing I can do about it.

37: Love (>, <, or =) Sex [for those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
None of the above. It all depends on the person you’re with. Sometimes sex with someone is better than love, sometimes it’s the other way around. Sometimes they are equal. I know this question really means do I think one of them is better than the other but this is my answer.

47: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
I feel like I had an answer to this a long time ago. I think it was “Bella Luna” by Jason Mraz. But I like to sing along to music so that would probably be weird.

57: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
This also depends on the person. If I like you in general and your penis is attractive to me, I like it. If you give good feedback, that makes it that much better.

67: How small is too small?
I’m going with it’s all about how you use it. And if, for some reason it is too small to use, you gotta be talented with other things.

77: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
Yes. I wasn’t really happy in the relationship that I was in and another guy came along and showed interest in me and I was more interested in him. At the time I thought everything was fine with my bf and I, but I found out I was not really in love and I immediately ended my relationship and have been single ever since.

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I’m half tempted to ask myself my own sexy questions because no one wants to ask them.

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In honor of masturbation month....

1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone:
9: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
10: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
11: Top or bottom?
12: We were about to ____________ but then ______________
13: Would you ever take a sexual enhancement drug?
14: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
15: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
16: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
17: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
18: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
19: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
20: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
21: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
22: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
23: How big is too big (peniswise):
24: One sexual thing you would never do:
25: Biggest turn on:
26: Three spots that drive you insane:
27: Worst possible time to get horny:
28: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
29: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
30: How much fapping is too much fapping:
31: Best sexual complement you ever got:
32: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
33: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
34: Fill in the blanks: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
35: What your favorite part of your body:
36: Favorite foreplay activities:
37: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
38: What do you wear to bed?
39: When was the first time you masturbated:
40: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
41: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
42: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
43: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
44: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
45: Have/would you ever masturbate at work?
46: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
47: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
48: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
49: Most attractive celebrity?
50: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
51: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now
52: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
53: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
54: Do you have stretch marks?
55: How do you feel about your stretch marks?
56: Has anyone ever had a problem with your stretch marks?
57: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
58: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
59: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
60: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
61: Is there anything you do on tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
62: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
63: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
64: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
65: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
66: Do you watch porn?
67: How small is too small?
68: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
69: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
70: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
71: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
72: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
73: If you could give yourself head, would you?
74: Booty or Boobs?
75: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
76: Have you ever been on an official date?
77: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
78: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
79: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
80: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
81: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
this seems fun