The ones ending in 7!
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
Umm, probably just being in the vicinity of guys. Like at some points my brain is just like, “Hey that guy has a penis, let’s bang. Wait, this other guy has a penis, let’s bang that one. Wahhh all the penises.” Not really weird but it’s confusing.
17: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
Giving or receiving? I’ll do a like and a dislike for each.
Giving: I like the sounds from the other person. Little whimpers and “oh yeses.” I dislike that I feel like I don’t know what I’m doing.
Recieving: I like that at those moments I don’t have to worry about what’s going on really; I can get totally lost in it. I dislike wondering what it’s like for the other person.
27: Worst possible time to get horny:
At work, because there is literally nothing I can do about it.
37: Love (>, <, or =) Sex [for those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
None of the above. It all depends on the person you’re with. Sometimes sex with someone is better than love, sometimes it’s the other way around. Sometimes they are equal. I know this question really means do I think one of them is better than the other but this is my answer.
47: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
I feel like I had an answer to this a long time ago. I think it was “Bella Luna” by Jason Mraz. But I like to sing along to music so that would probably be weird.
57: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
This also depends on the person. If I like you in general and your penis is attractive to me, I like it. If you give good feedback, that makes it that much better.
67: How small is too small?
I’m going with it’s all about how you use it. And if, for some reason it is too small to use, you gotta be talented with other things.
77: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
Yes. I wasn’t really happy in the relationship that I was in and another guy came along and showed interest in me and I was more interested in him. At the time I thought everything was fine with my bf and I, but I found out I was not really in love and I immediately ended my relationship and have been single ever since.